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How to steal a fowl: Step by Step Expert Guide
Recognize the fowl
You can’t just pounce on any fowl you see; what if the meat isn’t particularly tasty? A professional should know what he wants and go after it.
While picking on a random fowl is easier, knowing what you want can be more interesting. Do you like white guinea pigs? Perhaps you’d like to take the only colored one among the whites? It makes no difference; having a target makes it much more interesting.
Invoke your spirit of observation
It’s time to summon some dark forces to keep an eye on the fowl. Close your eyes and call out three names from your favorite movie. If nothing happens when you open them, it’s time to go to plan B. You could either keep an eye on them yourself or ask your best friend to. The drawback of the second strategy is that your big secret is with someone else; if they don’t agree, imagine that you’ve already been discovered before you act.
Wait until the proper time comes
The right time can be at any time, such as when you’re alone at home or when it’s very dark.
Get some food.
Rice, beans, bread, or any other food item will be sprayed and then explode. They will follow you; don’t become arrogant or distracted, comrade; remember you have a mission!
Put on a big top.
You should already be putting on a big top, or your bullion van will be a sack bag.
Strike, dive and spray
Spray the food, dive your favorite chicken, and strike. Because there isn’t much time left, you should have your water boiling by now. Tie the chicken’s mouth, take it home, and do justice. Immediately dispose of the waste. Be stingy with it; if you share, they’ll smell the fowl and come after you.
